The Merry Wives of Windsor
Falstaff arrives in Windsor very brief on cash. He makes a decision, to procure monetary virtue, that he'll court docket prosperous married ladies, Mistress Ford and Mistress Page.
Falstaff makes a decision to ship the ladies exact love letters and asks his servants - Pistol and Nym - to bring them to the wives.
When they do not want, Falstaff sacks them, and, in revenge, the boys inform Ford and web page (the husbands) of Falstaff's intentions.
FORD FORD good met, Mistress web page. Whither pass you? MISTRESS web page actually, sir, to determine your spouse. Is she at domestic? FORD Ay; and as idle as she may perhaps cling jointly, for wish of corporation. i believe, in case your husbands have been lifeless, you might marry. MISTRESS web page make certain of that,--two different husbands. FORD the place had you this beautiful weather-cock? MISTRESS web page i can't inform what the dickens his identify is my husband had him of. What do you name your knight’s identify, sirrah? ROBIN Sir John Falstaff.
With it, as they did final time. MISTRESS web page Nay, yet he’ll be right here shortly: let’s cross gown him just like the witch of Brentford. MISTRESS FORD I’ll first direct my males what they shall do with the basket. cross up; I’ll carry linen for him immediately. go out MISTRESS web page grasp him, cheating varlet! we can't misuse him sufficient. We’ll depart an explanation, through that which we are going to do, other halves should be merry, and but sincere too: we don't act that frequently jest and chuckle; ‘Tis outdated, yet actual, nonetheless swine consume all of the.
convinced as his guts are made from puddings. input MISTRESS FORD MISTRESS FORD Mistress web page! belief me, i used to be going on your residence. MISTRESS web page And, belief me, i used to be coming to you. You glance very unwell. MISTRESS FORD Nay, I’ll ne’er think that; i need to exhibit on the contrary. MISTRESS web page religion, yet you do, in my brain. MISTRESS FORD good, I do then; but I say i'll express you on the contrary. O Mistress web page, supply me a few counsel! MISTRESS web page What’s the problem, girl? MISTRESS FORD O.
spouse; there’s the quick and the lengthy. My identify is Corporal Nym; I communicate and that i avouch; ‘tis real: my identify is Nym and Falstaff loves your spouse. Adieu. i like now not the humour of bread and cheese, and there’s the humour of it. Adieu. go out web page ‘The humour of it,’ quoth a’! here’s a fellow frights English out of his wits. FORD i'll hunt down Falstaff. web page I by no means heard any such drawling, affecting rogue. FORD If I do locate it: good. web page i can't think this kind of Cataian, notwithstanding the priest o’.
communicate with you. FALSTAFF enable her procedure. input MISTRESS fast MISTRESS quick supply your worship strong morrow. FALSTAFF reliable morrow, reliable spouse. MISTRESS speedy no longer so, an’t please your worship. FALSTAFF sturdy maid, then. MISTRESS quick I’ll be sworn, As my mom was once, the 1st hour i used to be born. FALSTAFF I do think the swearer. What with me? MISTRESS speedy Shall I vouchsafe your worship a notice or ? FALSTAFF thousand, reasonable lady: and I’ll vouchsafe thee the.